recepticle=<b>Sunday, April 29, 2007</b><br /><br /><b>grab the world by the conkers</b><br />Just a quick post to let you know about two of the awesomest (it's a word) commercials on the remote televisual unit at present; the first starring <u><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=vaaxtxkJqKg" target="i2link">a dinosaur and a volcano</a></u> and the second starring, obviously, <u><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=NySN_plfiNI" target="i2link">Mr. T in a tank</a></u>.<br /><br />I'd also like to know how gay it makes me that I like Ugly Betty.<br /><br /> - posted by lawrie at 7:02 PM ~ <u><a href="asfunction:loadComments,6563087925797376710">comments</a></u><br /><br /><b>Tuesday, April 10, 2007</b><br /><br /><b>it's really uncomfortable to sleep in blood-soaked clothing</b><br />I watch Diagnosis Murder every day, solely for gems of dialogue like this:<br /><br /><b>crazy homeless man: </b> you're almond cork roast!<br /><b>big fat black man: </b> that rhymes with 'toast'.<br /><br />Thankyou, Dick Van Dyke. Thou art a televisual genius.<br /><br /> - posted by lawrie at 2:08 PM ~ <u><a href="asfunction:loadComments,117621440760796281">comments</a></u><br /><br />